This fucking woman
You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents
"I love the way her breathing changes as soon as I touch her body. "
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.