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sexorcize:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents

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"I love the way her breathing changes as soon as I touch her body. "

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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wearelosechesters:

maybe post limit is a good thing

wearelosechesters:

maybe post limit is a good thing

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